05 June 2007


Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii (or Alaska for that matter)?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned
that most people die of natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure
you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


  1. Reminds me of a few of my favorites...

    What makes teflon stick to pans?

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?

    Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

    Why does monosyllabic have 5 syllables?

  2. On the alphabet spaghetti front - from a dyslexic perspective the mis reads are hysterical (my friend is dyslexic not me - just in case you were wondering!)